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Pricks Die Young

by SEMINARS

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Conan Neutron Look: This rips. Flat out, do you need more? Well... if you are into sharp, concise rock 'n roll that goes right for the jugular. Guess what? You've found your brand. It's BRAND SEMINARS and you need this in your life. RIYL: Hot Snakes, Blind Shake, Stooges, Radio Birdman and other ripping Garage Rock that doesn't forget to... ya know, Rock. This is your thing. MASH THAT LINK! Favorite track: Pills In Your Pocket.
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1.
(TIRED) SHUSHED FROM THE ROOFTOPS (TIRED) AMPLIFY A PIN DROP (TIRED) WITH FIFTY THOUSAND WATTS (TIRED) NO GENTLE JUGGERNAUTS OUR MORAL COMPASS HAS ARRIVED (PRAISE JAH!) WHAT ON EARTH WOULD WE DO? WITHOUT YOU, WE’D BE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX AND SNIFFING GLUE PLUCKED FROM THE WI-FI AND DROPPED IN THE STREETS MORE LUKEWARM HOT TAKES FROM A BLEEDING HEART EFFETE (TIRED) ANOTHER INTERRUPTION (TIRED) ANOTHER FORCED ASSUMPTION (TIRED) CAN’T TURN YOURSELF OFF (TIRED) HIGH HORSE GETS SICK GETS SHOT OUR MORAL COMPASS HAS ARRIVED (PRAISE JAH!) WHAT ON EARTH WOULD WE DO? WITHOUT YOU, WE’D BE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX AND SNIFFING GLUE PLUCKED FROM THE WI-FI AND DROPPED IN THE STREETS MORE LUKEWARM HOT TAKES FROM A BLEEDING HEART EFFETE HELL OF A TRICK YOU’VE GOT YOURSELF CONVINCED THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD; THE STATUS QUO CAN ALSO BE SUBVERSIVE HELL OF A TRICK YOU’VE GOT YOURSELF CONVINCED WHILE YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN FOR OFFICE OUR MORAL COMPASS HAS ARRIVED
2.
I’M FINALLY MAKING PEACE WITH THE BOOT STANDING ON MY NECK BECAUSE WHEN THINGS GET HEAVY I’M GETTING DRUNK ON THE DISCONNECT THESE ARE YOUR NEEDS I’M HAPPY TO MEET DROPPED A COUPLE SLOTS DOWN THE LIST I’M STARTING UP A SECOND SHEET SOMETIMES OUR AGENCY GETS LOST SO EASILY THERE IS NO I IN AUTONOMY EX-COMM’D VOLUNTARILY SIGHS BECOME PROPHECY THERE IS NO I IN AUTONOMY SOMETIMES A COMPROMISE TASTES JUST LIKE GIVING IN DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN FRANK STEIN IN A PRISONER’S SKIN THESE ARE YOUR NEEDS I’M HAPPY TO MEET DROPPED A COUPLE SLOTS DOWN THE LIST I’M STARTING UP A SECOND SHEET SOMETIMES OUR AGENCY GETS LOST SO EASILY THERE IS NO I IN AUTONOMY EX-COMM’D VOLUNTARILY SIGHS BECOME PROPHECY THERE IS NO I IN AUTONOMY
3.
Fury Suit 01:49
SENTIMENTAL FOR SPENT IDEOLOGY TOSSED UPON THE FUCKING SCRAP HEAP IT WAS SCARY ENOUGH WHEN IT WAS THE POLICE AND NOW OUR NEIGHBORS ARE JOINING IN KIDS LAID OUT ON CONCRETE MIDDLE-CLASS LIBERALS CRY TEARS FOR BROKEN WINDOWS CLUTCHING AT PEARLS FROM INSIDE THE ZONE BROAD BRUSH RED PAINT WE’RE NIHILISTS HAPPY TO SHAKE THE HAND THAT PUNCHES CLOWNS COWARD COLLABORATORS PREACH NON-VIOLENCE WHILE PROTESTERS GET SHOT IN OUR TOWN WHEN THEY GO LOW WE GO FOR THE THROAT MIDDLE-CLASS LIBERALS CRY TEARS FOR BROKEN WINDOWS CLUTCHING AT PEARLS FROM INSIDE THE ZONE
4.
VIRTUE IS NEUTRAL TO YOUR THINNING BLOOD PUPILS THE SIZE OF HALF-DOLLARS WON’T MAKE YOU ANY MORE FUN ZIPLOCK BAG IN YOUR RIGHT REAR POCKET POWDER’S ON THE TANK, USE THE TROUGH EVERYBODY REMEMBERS THEIR FIRST TIME FOR YOU THE NOVELTY DON’T SEEM TO WEAR OFF NOBODY CARES HOW MANY PILLS YOU’VE GOT IN YOUR POCKET NOBODY CARES HOW MANY PILLS YOU’VE GOT IN YOUR MOUTH IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH, YOU SHOULD GET HIGH I’M NOT HERE TO PASS JUDGEMENT I JUST WISH YOU’D FIND SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT GOT SOME VIKES, GOT SOME OXYS GOT SOME KETAMINE, GOT SOME MOLLY IF YOU’RE NOT SERVING DRINKS WITH YOUR SAUCER EYES YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH TO OFFER ME DARE I ADMIT THAT YOU AND I SHARE ONE OR TWO COMMON INTERESTS IF I BLOW OFF STEAM BY CATCHING A BUZZ I DON’T EXPECT YOU TO BE IMPRESSED NOBODY CARES HOW MANY PILLS YOU’VE GOT IN YOUR POCKET NOBODY CARES HOW MANY PILLS YOU’VE GOT IN YOUR MOUTH IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH, YOU SHOULD GET HIGH I’M NOT HERE TO PASS JUDGEMENT I JUST WISH YOU’D FIND SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT THE DRUGS KICK IN AND THE ID TAKES OVER VOICES CARRY, IT’S OVER EXPOSURE THE DRUGS KICK IN AND THE ID TAKES OVER THE LIVING SPECTACLE LOSES COMPOSURE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
5.
DIGITS GET PREPARED TO BREAK THEM ONE FRACTURE FOR EVERY LAW BREAK TEN BREAK TEN AND ELEVEN A SPECTRE HAUNTS THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ELEVEN PINS STUCK ON A STREET GRID SKELETAL BALSA WOOD ERASE WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED A CITY LIT BY GASLIGHT FRESH INK ON THE BLACKLIST FICTION EVERYBODY SHUTS UP WHEN YOU WALK IN THE AIR’S THICK WITH EYEBALL SWEAT FEEL FREE TO JUST KEEP TALKING A SPECTRE HAUNTS THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ELEVEN PINS STUCK ON A STREET GRID SURGICAL CLOVEN HOOVES NO THUMBS TO BREAK, THEY’RE ALREADY STITCHED IN DUNNING, KRUGER, AND JANTE GOT ME DOWN A SPECTRE HAUNTS THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ELEVEN PINS STUCK ON A STREET GRID A CITY LIT BY GASLIGHT FRESH INK ON THE BLACKLIST
6.
Encino Man 03:03
LIMITED POTENTIAL FOR CHANGE LIMITED POTENTIAL FOR GROWTH BIRTHPLACE BURNED DOWN COVER THE ASH WITH SALT JUDGEMENT BY DEFAULT WE DO NOT EVOLVE WE DEMAND RESULTS BIRTHPLACE BURNED DOWN COVER THE ASH WITH SALT JUDGEMENT BY DEFAULT SOME THINGS CAN'T BE FORGIVEN SOME THINGS CAN'T BE IGNORED GIVE ME EXILE
7.
Five Bodies 01:16
CUT LEDGERS BLEED NUMBERS SUBSISTENCE MATHEMATICS AND VIOLENCE LOGISTICS HEAD BACKWARDS RETRACE STEPS ROUND IT UP RATE DIVIDE BY DISTANCE RE-ADJUST FIVE BOTTLES FIVE BULLETS FIVE BODIES STOP GOD WILL NOT GOD WILL NOT ANSWER GOD WILL NOT FIVE BOTTLES FIVE BULLETS FIVE BODIES STOP FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE
8.
WHEN PEOPLE BECOME CARICATURES ALL BLUR TOGETHER AND BECOME THE SAME PORTRAYAL DOES NOT EQUAL ENDORSEMENT THE SUBJECT MATTER DOESN’T FLATTER RESTRAINT I’LL GET MY FAVORITE RED MARKER AND YOU BRING YOUR FAVORITE PICKET SIGN TOWN CRYER VS. CARNIVAL BARKER BUT THEORETICALLY STILL ALIGNED I WANT TO BE THE STONE YOU USE TO SHARPEN YOUR BLADE I WANT TO BE THE STONE YOU USE I WANT TO BE YOUR PAUL VERHOEVEN FURROWED BROWS AND FINGER WAVES RE-SHOOTS TO ADD MORE VIOLENCE I WANT TO BE YOUR PROBLEMATIC FAVE I WANT YOU TO BE HORRIFIED YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT’S PART OF THE DEAL ANTAGONISTS WILL NOT BE SWEETENED I NEED YOUR DISGUST TO FEEL REAL I WANT TO BE THE STONE YOU USE TO SHARPEN YOUR BLADE I WANT TO BE THE STONE YOU USE WHEN PEOPLE BECOME CARICATURES ALL BLUR TOGETHER AND BECOME THE SAME PORTRAYAL DOES NOT EQUAL ENDORSEMENT THE SUBJECT MATTER DOESN’T FLATTER RESTRAINT I WANT TO BE YOUR PAUL VERHOEVEN FURROWED BROWS AND FINGER WAVES RE-SHOOTS TO ADD MORE VIOLENCE I WANT TO BE THE STONE YOU USE TO SHARPEN YOUR BLADE
9.
100 Problems 03:03
I COULD HAVE SWORN WE ALREADY DID THIS WHEN I WAS A KID ENOUGH IS ENOUGH TWENTY YEARS SPENT EXPANDING MY CAGE SLOW BOILING WANDERLUST THE LIVING’S CHEAP BUT IT SURE AIN’T EASY ISOLATED IN A CUL DE SAC TWENTY YEARS SPENT ESCAPING MY CAGE NOW THEY WANT TO THROW ME BACK WALKING PAST HALF-FINISHED BUILDINGS SO UGLY, EMPTY, AND OVERPRICED SOMEDAY I’D LIKE TO BURN JUST ONE DOWN AND ERECT A STATUE OF RICHIE WHITE JESUS WANTS US TO LIVE IN THE SUBURBS MAYOR BEZOS BROUGHT YOU A BOX A STACK OF PAPERS NAILED TO YOUR FRONT DOOR MAYOR BEZOS RAZE TEN WHOLE CITY BLOCKS EITHER THE SQUARES TAKE OVER OR YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO STAY WE ALL END UP LIVING IN NEW GRANADA ANYWAY WALKING PAST HALF-FINISHED BUILDINGS SO UGLY, EMPTY, AND OVERPRICED SOMEDAY I’D LIKE TO BURN THEM ALL DOWN AND ERECT A STATUE OF RICHIE WHITE
10.
DON'T WORRY, THE RATS ARE LONG GONE SCRATCH MARKS AND CHEWING THROUGH THE WIRES THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT'S ONLY COMING OUT ONE SIDE 3 A.M. IS COMING OVER AND I BET SHE'S SCORED SOME DRUGS IT'S BEEN NEARLY A DECADE SINCE I'VE TOUCHED THAT STUFF SOME PROMISES UNCLAIMED REDEEMED GIVE ME SEVEN HOURS OF NARCOTIC DREAMS COUGH MEDICINE BOTTLES NEVER AS FULL AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE SOME PROMISES UNCLAIMED REDEEMED GIVE ME SEVEN HOURS OF NARCOTIC DREAMS THE PIERCING LIGHT OF TEN A.M. NOT AS WARM AS I HOPED IT WOULD BE NEED A GLASS OF WATER WHERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO GO PISS? I NEVER WANTED TO GET OLD BUT I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS STEADY ON THE BATHROOM SINK DARK CIRCLES SPOTTED IN THE MIRROR GREEN AND PURPLE DREGS EYELIDS HEAVY; VISION LESS CLEAR. LITTLE SISTER SLEEPING ON THE STAIRCASE SOME PROMISES UNCLAIMED REDEEMED GIVE ME SEVEN HOURS OF NARCOTIC DREAMS COUGH MEDICINE BOTTLES NEVER AS FULL AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE SOME PROMISES UNCLAIMED REDEEMED GIVE ME SEVEN HOURS OF NARCOTIC DREAMS THE PIERCING LIGHT OF TEN A.M. NOT AS WARM AS I HOPED IT WOULD BE SOME PROMISES UNCLAIMED REDEEMED GIVE ME SEVEN HOURS OF NARCOTIC DREAMS COUGH MEDICINE BOTTLES NEVER AS FULL AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE
11.
THE MILLIONAIRES ARE IN NEED OF NEW PLATFORMS THE MILLIONAIRES ARE REQUESTING MORE RESOURCES MORE COLUMN SPACE MORE FUCKING AIR TIME GOOD CREDIT BUYS PR FLACKS AND BANDWIDTH IN GRAPEVINES I’VE GOT ONE SINCERE APOLOGY BURIED DEEP WITHIN THE CYNICAL PART OF ME THEY STOLE YOUR EMPATHY AND SOLD IT TO THE BOURGEOISIE THE MILLIONAIRES ARE IN NEED OF NEW PLATFORMS THE MILLIONAIRES ARE GETTING HYPERNORMAL MORE COLUMN SPACE KEEPING THE OBSCURE OBSCURED COMMAND LINE INTERFACE DETOUR DETOUR DETOUR I’VE GOT ONE SINCERE APOLOGY BURIED DEEP WITHIN THE CYNICAL PART OF ME I GUESS I’M USED TO THE BASTARDS LOOKING JUST LIKE ME Q: WHERE DO THE BASTARDS LIVE? A: THEY LIVE INSIDE THE MIRROR! I’VE GOT ONE SINCERE APOLOGY BURIED DEEP WITHIN THE CYNICAL PART OF ME THEY STOLE YOUR EMPATHY AND SOLD IT TO THE BOURGEOISIE
12.
PLEASE DIRECT PLEASE DIRECT PLEASE DIRECT PLEASE DIRECT MY ATTENTION MY ATTENTION TO THE PORTION TO THE PORTION OF THE STATEMENT OF THE STATEMENT THAT IS CONTROVERSIAL PRICKS DIE (PRICKS DIE) PRICKS DIE YOUNG WE WANT TO HOLD ON TO THE GOOD ONES AND WATCH THE PRICKS DIE YOUNG PRICKS DIE (PRICKS DIE) PRICKS DIE YOUNG PLEASE DIRECT PLEASE DIRECT PLEASE DIRECT PLEASE DIRECT MY ATTENTION MY ATTENTION TO THE PORTION TO THE PORTION OF THE STATEMENT OF THE STATEMENT THAT IS CONTROVERSIAL

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SEMINARS full-length LP tape #2.

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released September 1, 2017

SEMINARS:
James Burns: vocals, guitar.
Mike Bernatovicz: bass.
Thom Geibel: drums, vocals.

Charlie Wagner: additional backing vocals throughout
Richy Boyer: stunt guitar on "Fury Suit" and "Canada Blood And Guts"

Recorded and mixed in four days by Conrad Uno at Egg Studios, Seattle WA. April/May 2017.

Mastered July 2017 by Carl Saff in Chicago.

All songs by SEMINARS. Casey Nolan helped with a few of 'em.

ABSOLUTELY NO HUMBUCKING PICKUPS WERE USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ALBUM.

Hello to: Matriarch, Slow Code, The Blind Shake, The Loyalists, Motherfucker.

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